woop, there it is.
woop, there it is.
the stars on the american flag are actually asterisks for all the restrictions on the freedom it boasts
A high school banned the marching band from playing Fall Out Boy songs because the lyrics were suggestive.
A marching band
Isn’t allowed to play Fall Out Boy
Because of suggestive lyrics
Marching bands are instrumental
I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone
TRANS* REPRESENTATION: A MASTER CLASS FROM LAURA JANE GRACE
The Daily Show 2014-08-26 - David.Rose
"f only Michael Brown, instead of holding his hands over his head, reached down to his waist and lifted up his shirt, to show the gun he did not actually have, well, this whole tragedy could’ve been avoided.
Do you not understand that life in this country is inherently different for white people and black people?”
Uh…… you mean like this?
wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.
I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.
more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year”
can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or
Drax listens to some music.
i tried not to reblog but
Jon Stewart is back from vacation, and he’s not wasting any time going after one of his favorite targets: Fox News.
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
As you’ve probably heard, rumors are flying that the NHL will be expanding in 2017 to Seattle, Las Vegas, Quebec City, and Toronto.
The first report came from the Vancouver newspaper The Province, which reported that NHL expansion to Las Vegas was a done deal. It was later denied explicitly by deputy commissioner Bill Daly.
Then, Sports Illustrated reported the aforementioned 4-team expansion, which has also been denied by the NHL. The NHL has also denied any current plans for relocating teams (aside from the Islanders to Brooklyn).
If this turns out to be true, the NHL will have 34 teams starting in 2017-18, probably 16 in the western conference and 18 in the eastern conference. I’m not sure how they’d break the divisions down, though– both Seattle and Vegas would fit in the Pacific, and both Toronto and Quebec would fit in the Atlantic. Maybe another realignment?
Anyway, I’ll let you all debate the pros/cons of each location to yourself. I personally have issues with Vegas and Toronto. Not sure Vegas would work, and I doubt a new Toronto can compete with the Leafs.
But here’s how the expansion draft has worked previously, in 2000, for two new teams:
Two players were taken from each team. Each team could protect either one goalie, five d-men, and nine forwards or two goalies, three d-men, and seven forwards. At least one unprotected defenseman had to have played in either 40+ games the previous season or 70+ games across the previous two seasons. At least one unprotected forward had to meet the same requirement. If a team protected two goalies, all unprotected goalies had to have played 10+ games the previous season, or 25+ games across the previous two seasons.Prospects, rookies, and 2nd-year players could not be taken by the expansion teams.
So, there you go. Remember none of this is official yet.